Friday, May 4, 2012

20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son

Apparently, this is going around Facebook and the women are loving it:


My take on what is written here (just off the top of my head):
1. Lie. Women are the sexual gatekeepers.
2. This advice should go for women too.
3. This advice should go for women too. Also, make sure your tampons, pads, etc. make it into the proper waste can.
4. This advice should go for women too, in TRIPLICATE.
5. This advice should go for women too, especially in today's feminazi, grrrrl power world.
6. Women, be spiritual followers. We cannot be leaders without followers.
7. This advice should go for women too. This also means do not swing at your husband or boyfriend either. The moment you do, you cease to be a woman and become a target. They might decide to return the favor and you WILL deserve it.
8. This advice should go for women too. Of course, this should be tempered by wisdom and a heavy dose of Truth.
9. Lie. Women do not want this. Chivalry or equality, pick ONE.
10. This advice should go for women too. Don't dress like a slut, get piercings, tattoos or other "modifications" and try to act like a lady even though the vast majority of you are not and never will be a lady.
11. Lie. Women do not want this. They want a strong, alpha jerk. You decide to be 'tender', you will fall into the creep category in no time at all.
12. Complete and utter BULLSHIT.
13. This advice should go for women too. Manners never go out of style. Of course, this means that you must be worthy of this treatment.
14. Agreed. Please do not dress yourself like a slut with your tits falling out and your ass hanging out. We also DO NOT WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WAX OR NOT.
15. This advice should go for women too. But it will never happen, women travel in packs and act like magpies. They all desire the same things, think the same things, say the same things, and act the same way.
16. Giving him sex for no reason is always a good idea. Do this frequently.
17. Men should be a seekers of Truth and not be blindly patriotic.
18. Agreed. We also do not wish to hear about your medical problems or sexual escapades on the bus or in a restaurant or anywhere else for that matter when you are having your girl's day out.
19. Irrelevant. The chances are high that this is absolutely correct. The ex-wife indeed becomes the gatekeeper. MGTOW.
20. I am sure your phone works just fine. Learn to use it.
FINALLY:
-----> Women have no clue what they want and that includes your mother.
 

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